so if god wrote the bible, how long did it take him to use spell checker because it wasnt invented back then. when spell checker was inventer was he like god damn i wish i would have thought of that, and then he destroyed louisianna?
wait thats right.....right?
2007-03-26 10:58:11 · 11 answers · asked by its not gay if... 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
so i guess this god guy got too interested in daytime tv and told man to do it. so did man use a spell checker?
2007-03-26 11:04:52 · update #1
Men wrote the Bible but it was God who inspired the words.
God bless you.
2007-03-26 11:01:30 · answer #1 · answered by Veritas 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God was, indeed, pissed. But it wasn't a HUGE issue for him, so he only destroyed PART of Louisiana. He left the French Quarter mostly intact because he does like to party.
Kind of odd that it took him so long to notice the spell checker, because it's been around for a couple of decades. It could be he's destroyed a lot of things over the past 20 years, as a result, or maybe he experiences time at a different rate then humans, and it's taken him 20 years to curse Microsoft, throw his beer can at the monitor and send a flood to the swampy place.
I think dikes piss him off, too. No, not that kind, those Earth berm things the Army Corp of Engineers uses to keep the rivers under control. He doesn't like his rivers being pent up. It makes him irritable. I think it affects his personal plumbing, somehow.
You should note that He sees Wikipedia as competition for his book, as well. It's been observed that he has already bared his teeth a fraction of an inch and raised his left eyebrow a skosh, indicating a major Tsunami approaching in about 30 years. Be prepared.
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2007-03-26 11:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by DiesixDie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible was written by men that were inspired of God. And God invented everything. As for the flood that destroyed Louisiana, check The Book it will tell you the reason for all things that happen, "Be ware" you will not understand unless you know the One. (Check spelling)
2007-03-26 11:05:35 · answer #3 · answered by PREACHER'S WIFE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible consists of 66 books written by 40 different authors - none of which was God.
2007-03-26 11:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by NickofTyme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God didn't write the Bible, he inspired the writers of the Bible.
If he did write it, he wouldn't have spelled anything wrong because hes perfect.
Louisiana had it coming. Who is silly enough to build a city below sea level?
2007-03-26 11:04:08 · answer #5 · answered by MONK 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow this is a joke right? God didnt really write the Bible...he just influenced the people who actually wrote it...plus God wouldn't need spell check because he's perfect...and He def. wouldn't destroy Louisiana because He would never do something so crude like that. HIH
2007-03-26 11:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by Elizabeth L 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
since god inspired the men who wrote the bible....i guess all pieces of literature written by "religiously inspired" MEN can be the bible, right?
god doesn't inspire women
2007-03-26 11:03:02 · answer #7 · answered by Tania La Güera 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What? God did not phisically write the Bible he sent his words through mortal men to write it for him.....willingly
2007-03-26 11:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Bible was, according to Christians, written by men who were inspired by God. What a bunch of bologna.
WARNING! COMMON SENSE APPROACHING!!!
At least in Islam, women are Inspired by God (Mary (as), Fatimah (as)) and the Qur'an is actually the literal Words of God.
2007-03-26 11:01:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yeah that's right.
2007-03-26 11:00:52 · answer #10 · answered by Nuwaubian Moor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋