A 13 year old boy came home all happy.
His mom asked, "what did you do at school today hunny?"
"Oh i had s*x with my teacher," he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home.
When the father came home the mother said distroutly and close to tears, "Go talk to your son...he had s*x with his teacher today!!!!!!!!!"
The dad with the BIG grin on his face walked upstairs.
He asked his son what happened at school and the son told him.
The dad said, "son im so proud of u im going to get you that bike you have wanted."
They go out and buy the bike and the dad asked him if he wanted to ride it home and the son replied,
"Nah dad my b*m is still sore."
2007-03-26 10:52:05 · 18 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Surprised this is still on tricky lol
A police officer finds a bloke in an alley with his finger up another man's ar*e.
"What are you doing?" asks the policeman.
"It's all right," says the bloke. "He's been drinking and I'm trying to make him sick."
"You won't make him sick by shoving your finger up his ar*e," says the policeman.
The bloke says, "I will when I put it in his mouth." :(
2007-03-26 14:28:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 23:59:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-26 11:12:35 · answer #3 · answered by Princess Stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewwwww! Funny! That joke is so wrong on so many levels! 10!
2007-03-26 10:56:41 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg....i just got the joke. i was staring at the screen for 10 min trying to figure it out.....wow i dindt expect that..lol thats funny
2007-03-26 11:11:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL! 10 out of 10! That is pretty gross though.
2007-03-26 10:55:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha i love the gays
imagine that though
i'd hate that haha
funny though
2007-03-26 10:57:50 · answer #7 · answered by Huggles [mozzafan] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The parents may have a bigger problem now!
2007-03-26 12:44:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
bit of a bum joke but very good
2007-03-26 11:04:13 · answer #9 · answered by dave h 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good but yuk
2007-03-26 11:04:20 · answer #10 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋