(1) Three guys:
One went to the opera to learn to say "Mi mi mi!"
Another went to the diner to learn to say "Forks and knives!"
The third went to the ice cream parlor to learn to say "He stole my ice cream cone!"
So the next day the 3 guys went to a parade and there was a dead body. The police asked who did it.
The opera guy said "Mi mi mi!"
The police then asked what he killed hime with.
The diner guy said "Fork and knife, fork and knife!"
The police asked why he did it, and the guy who went to the ice cream store goes: "He stole my ice cream!"
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^rating scale
2007-03-26 10:51:17 · 12 answers · asked by j♥ 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(2)
One night a little boy asked his dad if he could shower with him. "Okay, just don't look down" Of course, the little boy looks down. "Daddy, what's that?"
The dad responded with "Oh, that's my snake"
The next night the little boy asked to shower with his mom. "Sure, just don't look down or up" The little boy looked up. "Mommy, what are those?"
The mom said "Oh, those are just my headlights"
He looks down. "Oh, what is that?"
"That's my bush"
After that the clean family went to sleep. The boy quickly awoke with a nightmare.
"Mommy! Daddy! I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
They said "Yeah, just don't look at us"
Of course, he did.
"Quick, Mommy! Turn on your headlights! There's a snake in your bush!"
And which one do you like better?
2007-03-26 10:59:28 · update #1
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A boy came came into class late with his pants down.The teacher asked where he was and he said on the top of Cherry Hill. The same thing happened the next day and the teacher asked where he was. Again, the top of Cherry Hill. The teacher was tired of his excuse and ran into town. No Cherry Hill. The next day in class there was a girl in braids named Cherry Hill.
2007-03-26 11:23:27 · update #2
not to over analyze or anything but...why couldn't they already talk..?
2007-03-26 10:57:59 · answer #1 · answered by Dani 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
*funny but kind of corny
2007-03-26 18:00:05 · answer #2 · answered by puppy luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give you a *-*, or a zero.
Does that count?
2007-03-26 17:58:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry,
negative **
wasnt at all funny, just stupid.
2007-03-26 17:59:29 · answer #4 · answered by doggxyo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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it needed to be set up better.
2007-03-26 17:54:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
*** i like them both
2007-03-26 18:03:57 · answer #6 · answered by casey 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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the joke is good but it's old
2007-03-26 17:57:28 · answer #7 · answered by Amy L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* sorry. just not funny!
2007-03-26 17:59:05 · answer #8 · answered by scamp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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sorry
2007-03-26 17:57:35 · answer #9 · answered by mr man 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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TRY AGAIN
2007-03-26 18:00:10 · answer #10 · answered by boonoora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋