Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip.
After a good meal and a bottle of wine, they lay down for the night and went to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. "Watson, look up and tell me what you see."
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why, what does it tell YOU?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you idiot. Some jerk has stolen our tent."
2007-03-26 10:41:00 · 22 answers · asked by trickyrick32 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol :)
A couple start having s*x in the middle of a dark forest.
After about 15 minutes, the man gets uup and says, 'Damn, I wish I had a torch.'
The woman says, 'Me too - you've been eating grass for the last 10 minutes.'
2007-03-26 14:37:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic.
2007-03-26 10:49:20 · answer #2 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My principle used that as a words of wisdom in the lesson that thinking outside the box, isn't always the best thing
2007-03-26 10:45:51 · answer #3 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Holmes would be revolving in his grave since you used the work "jerk", had he ever existed.
2007-03-26 10:45:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa
2007-03-26 10:47:23 · answer #5 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-26 10:47:59 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! I laugh every time I hear it! You tell it very well!
A star for you!
2007-03-26 10:59:28 · answer #7 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
watson is an idiot lol. i heard it before but it's still funny..
2007-03-26 10:47:44 · answer #8 · answered by smartchica 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh my gosh!!
Hahah!
lolz.
10/10
Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!
2007-03-26 10:46:35 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha - didn't see it!!!
2007-03-27 06:31:26 · answer #10 · answered by sammi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋