A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand,
smiled and said hello to him. He is rather taken back that such
a looker would be waving to him, and although familiar he
cannot place where he might know her from, so he says, "Sorry
do you know me?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I thought you might be the
father of one of my children!"
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been
unfaithful, "Geeezus!" he says. "Are you that strip-o-gram at my
bachelor party that I made it with on the pool table in front of all
my friends while your girlfriend whipped my bare butt with a
wooden spatula?"
"No," she replies, "I'm your son's English Teacher."
2007-03-26 10:36:54 · 10 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL...... thanks for a laugh.....
2007-03-27 03:53:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice 1
10/10 an` a * 4 U
Tink xxx
2007-03-26 11:15:03 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 12:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by benavidez 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha! Very funny! lol! 10/10! Freaky dad! Ha!
2007-03-26 10:41:56 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch, detention for him, what a good time guy. 10/10
2007-03-26 11:10:05 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heard it before but its still funny!!!! LMAO!!!!
2007-03-26 10:41:15 · answer #6 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-03-26 11:11:10 · answer #7 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one.
2007-03-26 12:14:22 · answer #8 · answered by lazybird2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, what a dumbass!!!!!!!!
2007-03-26 10:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes liked that one !!!! will use tommorow thanks
2007-03-26 19:10:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋