2007-03-26 10:33:19 · 16 answers · asked by Rock R 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
why did the blonde jump off the building?
she wanted to see if her maxi pad really had wings
2007-03-26 10:36:28 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This blonde calls her boy friend and says that she's having a hard time putting her new puzzle together. The boy friend ask what's it a picture of? She states, "A Tiger", but I can't even find the corners to get started. So, the boy friends says he will be right over. Upon entering the blonde's apartment he was greeted by her and escorted to the kitchen table, she points to the table and whines, I can't find the edges.The boy friend takes one look at the table then back at his girl friend, she states"Well, what do you think?" The boy friend says, "Well the first thing that you need to do is put the frosted flakes back in the box!!!"
2007-03-26 17:45:33 · answer #2 · answered by Cheryl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There two girls that go camping on is a blonde and the other is an asian. so they arrive at their campsite and the asian says you go hunt for food. the blonde gets scared and said that she was scared so the asian says. fine you can stay here and start the fire and the asian leaves the camp to get food. she comes but with delicious food and spring water. the next day they were happy and the blonde said that she want to hunt today. so the blonde asked for the advice from the asian. the asian said that she followed the tracks. the blonde goes and doesn't come back for a long time. when she comes back and blonde has her clothes ripped and her face is rearranged. the asian asked wat happened?? the blonde says i went into the town and followed the train tracks.
2007-03-26 18:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by Amy L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle and I can't figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks,"What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The blonde says,"According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes her hand and says,"Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea and then,"
He sighed.....
"Let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."
2007-03-26 17:56:09 · answer #4 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How do you drown a blonde?
put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
2) what do you call a blonde that dyes her hair brown?
artificial intelligence.
These are just jokes, I know blondes that are quite intelligent,
have a good day.
2007-03-26 17:45:49 · answer #5 · answered by doc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."
How do you regonize a blonde in school?
They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. They tried and tried to get the door open, but they couldn't. The girl with the coat hanger stopped for a moment to catch her breath, and her friend said anxiously, "Hurry up! It's starting to rain and the top is down."
2007-03-26 17:42:04 · answer #6 · answered by Tina 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A woman decided she needed a day off so she started to hang from the ceiling. Her boss came along and asked her what she was doing to which she replied, "I'm a light bulb!"
Her boss gave her a strange look before telling her to go home and take it easy. The woman got down and started to walk out the door, with her blonde coworker following her. "Where are you going?" He asked the blonde.
She replied"I'm going home too! I can't work in the dark!"
2007-03-26 17:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by candle_chick84 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There were 2 blondes standing on opposite sides of the river. The first one screamed over to the other, "Hey, how do you get on the other side?" to which she replied, "You ARE on the other side!"
I have no idea why I find that so funny...but you CAN picture it clearly. Brunettes RULE! ~N
2007-03-26 20:34:50 · answer #8 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like this one,
two blonds saw another blonde in the middle of a field trying to row a boat. blonde one said she gives us a bad name, and the second one said ya if i could swim i would go out there and drown her.
dumb huh?
2007-03-26 17:37:42 · answer #9 · answered by nikki 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two blonds walking in a desert, arguing about who walks in the Middle.
2007-03-30 11:37:45 · answer #10 · answered by Nitro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1)how do you confuse a blonde?
you put her in a circular room and tell her to go find a corner.
2)what do you call a blonde in the snow?
frosted flakes.
2007-03-26 18:01:43 · answer #11 · answered by ~*Mz.JLo*~ 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋