2007-03-26 10:27:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Travel ➔ Australia ➔ Other - Australia
Because after 3 beers - your keyboard is over the legal limit. You should NEVER give your keyboard more than 1 beer in 48 hours.
(same goes with your mouse!)
2007-03-26 14:13:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your manual says - minimum 3 beers - so I think its safe to say that another 6 should just about do it.
2007-03-28 05:31:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good friend explained it all to me.
It's the "piss fairies".
They're the little people who move the furniture etc too.
They only come out after you've had a few.
Annoying little beggars!
They even hold on to one trouser leg so you fall down.
2007-03-26 21:59:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
strange that mine does it after 5 beers & after 6 long-necks the letters on the key-board move around so i cant find them they never stay in the same place(haunted key-boards) is my answer
2007-03-26 19:30:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cause you are a cheap drunk
have a few more - they might join together and make some words
2007-03-26 19:43:54 · answer #5 · answered by boonoora 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because a bad tradesman always blames his tools!!!
2007-03-27 04:44:41 · answer #6 · answered by Sparky5115 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because you have really small nuts
2007-03-26 17:34:10 · answer #7 · answered by Justin P 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Stop drinking that will cure that. Very very stupid question
2007-03-26 17:30:53 · answer #8 · answered by David R 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Because it's not old enough to drink????
2007-03-26 17:37:01 · answer #9 · answered by missingora 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
electronics and liquid don't mix!
2007-03-26 17:36:06 · answer #10 · answered by dƒ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋