Does Jesus approve of these?
1. I am a s.ubmissive guy. Does Jesus like the fact I'm always willing to be commanded, ordered, and even roughed up?
2. I have an oral fix.ation. Does he like I'm always willing to eat someone's flesh and drink of them?
3. Does he approve of the fact I like to be choked?
4. Does he find it tasteful that I like being clawed up to the point where I am actually bleeding, and will scar?
5. Does he rejoice in the fact I have a cross blasphe.my feti.sh? Does he like the fact I have ideas relating to using crosses?
2007-03-26 10:26:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Gods. Finally. It took me 4 bloody tries!]
2007-03-26 10:28:56 · update #1
Let's take these one by one:
1. I am a s.ubmissive guy. Does Jesus like the fact I'm always willing to be commanded, ordered, and even roughed up?
In as much as "The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth" goes, it sounds like you have major rewards awaiting you. I would worry about the souls of your various Doms, though. A tough conflict: Do you compassionately save the soul of your favorite whip-*itch for her own good, or let her burn for being outstanding at her art? Moral answers just reveal more questionions!!! How annoying!!!
2. I have an oral fix.ation. Does he like I'm always willing to eat someone's flesh and drink of them?
As long as you view the act as transubstantiation and imagine that you are "eating Jesus" and drinking his blood, even if it's really some guy you met at the dumpsters, 'round back, it's fine. This is really the same as the standard ceremony with the wafers and wine, just a bit more literal and graphic.
3. Does he approve of the fact I like to be choked?
We might need Jesus to answer this one. J MAN, YOU OUT THERE??? No? Oh, well. As long as you aren't choking somebody else, can't see the harm. This refers back a bit to the answer to question 1. I see your Dom being in hot water, here.
4. Does he find it tasteful that I like being clawed up to the point where I am actually bleeding, and will scar?
I don't think he thinks less of you for it, but I have seen his spector cringe and look away in similar circumstances. Jesus is a bit sensitive about that kind of thing.
5. Does he rejoice in the fact I have a cross blasphe.my feti.sh? Does he like the fact I have ideas relating to using crosses?
He's got some really bad associations with crosses. Crosses are not Jesus's favorite objects. I don't think he gives a flying poot what you do to a cross. The whole cross thing is a relatively recent organized religion mutation. Jesus would really rather just forget he ever saw a cross. They don't make him happy. I know for a fact that he walked out of "Passion of the Christ" right at the point where they were hoisting him. He didn't finish his popcorn.
2007-03-26 10:38:00 · answer #1 · answered by DiesixDie 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-02 20:49:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Isn't that basically what Jesus has asked from us? I guess ole Jesus is a perv. I bet some Christians told you to seek the answers in the bible. That's actually a good idea because that's where all the perverted ideas are. You know, killing children, raping, sexual perversion, etc.
2007-03-26 10:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I think he doesn't mind #1-4 but you're in a gray area with him when it comes to 5.
2007-03-26 10:29:19 · answer #4 · answered by tauro5484 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Now that you've confessed your sins, you need to repent of them. That means to turn from them and not return (don't be like a dog that returns to it's vomit).
2007-03-26 10:32:32 · answer #5 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Squishy, you surely have no idea of God, but I pray one day you find Him. No, God does not approve of your behaviour. If you read His word and pray you will know what He expects of you. Our bodies are to be a temple for the Lord and we are to take care of it in every way, not defiling it. He doesnt want us hurting ourselves or letting someone else hurt us. God wants us to be submissive to Him, but not a doormat to anyone else. If you are in Christ, you know who you are and you are strong, and confident knowing what He says about you and about the way you are headed. If you have fixations, ask God for healing and deliverance in the name of Jesus Christ. Its bondage from generational curse that only Jesus can break. Just ask. then obey Him to receive all you are supposed to receive. God didnt create you for pain or to mock Him. He created us all to tell others about Him, and to lead them to Jesus as we have victory in our own lives over sin. and if you obey Him, you will have just that.
and , dont be wearing crosses. That was only the thing Jesus was on as they crucified Him for ALL of our sins. If they used a gun, would we wear a gun around our neck.
All you need is Jesus man, and He has the answers for every question you have. One day He says that all will know He is Lord and bow. You must do it before you die or He comes again. Choose Jesus today. He is eager to forgive and give you victory over sin and a new life with hope and purose and incredible peace and joy to the point you cant even imagine.
2007-03-26 10:33:26 · answer #6 · answered by full gospel shirley 6 · 1⤊ 4⤋
Jesus could give two sh*ts.He's too busy answering questions on here.
2007-03-26 10:32:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't know if Jesus approves, but I think it's kind of hot.
2007-03-26 10:29:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Approve? I would think not. Love you....yes, He does.
2007-03-26 10:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't care what Jesus thinks about you. I think you're pretty awesome.
2007-03-26 10:29:45 · answer #10 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋