ok so a 70 year on man goes to the doctor to take a perm count, the doctor gave him a jar and asked him to bring it in the next day.
The next day the 70 year old man shows up with an empty jar and the doctor askes him what happened and the 70 year old explains.....
"well doc it all when like this, first i tried with my right hand but nothing,
then i tried with my left hand but nothing,
so i decided to call my wife she tried with her righ hand but nothing,
she tried with her left hand but nothing,"
( by this time the doctor was amazed that nothing had happened yet)
and the 70 year old man keeps explaining
" i even told my wife to try it with her mouth but nothing,
she even tried it with her theeth stuck in and out but nothing,
so we decided to call the next door neighbor she tried with her right and left hand even with her mouth but nothing"
(at this poin the doctor is making faces)
then the 70 year old explains
"but we coundent get the stupid jar open"
lol =)
2007-03-26 10:17:43 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry thanks its a sperm count lol
2007-03-26 10:30:35 · update #1
Heard it before but funny! Ha Ha! lol! 10/10!
2007-03-26 10:25:49 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so an old couple were at the doctors office to get a man's 90 year ckeckup, the doctor said "i'm going to need a urine, stool, and semen sample" The old man replied "What"
"I need a urine, stool, and semen sample!" This rambled on for about 5 minutes when the wife intervined
"What?" the old man continued
"Oswald, he wants your underwear"
2007-03-26 17:27:16 · answer #2 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
at 70 the darn jars get you every time thank you for the lol
2007-03-26 17:30:03 · answer #3 · answered by its just a joke 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but it's a SPERM count! A perm is a hairdo!
2007-03-26 17:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by bibliophile31 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good 1 it gets a 5/5
2007-03-26 17:34:18 · answer #5 · answered by caramellovely 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, u clever. the jokes on here tonight are pure genius.
2007-03-26 17:50:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was pretty good. never heard it before! 8/10 FUNNY!!!
2007-03-26 17:39:21 · answer #7 · answered by Toto! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!! Loved it!!
2007-03-26 17:25:39 · answer #8 · answered by footballgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-26 17:21:43 · answer #9 · answered by Stephanie_ is_ bomb. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it! But please, do change it from perm to sperm count! Because perm is something you do to your hair...:-)
2007-03-26 17:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋