A young magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience
was different each week, so the magician did the same
tricks over and over again.
One problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each
week and began to understand how the magician did
every trick. Once he understood, he started shouting
in the middle of the show:
"Look, it's not the same hat!"
"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."
"Hey, why are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything. It
was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then, one day the ship sank.
The magician found himself on a piece of wood in the
middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the
parrot. They stared at each other with open hatred,
but neither uttered a word. This went on for a day,
and then another and then another.
Finally on the fourth day, the parrot could not hold
back.
"OK, I give up. ! Where's the flipping ship? "
2007-03-26 10:15:15 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 out of 10 thats flippin funny
2007-03-26 10:26:36 · answer #1 · answered by cookiesandcorn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/5
4/10
40/100
You got a 40 Percent.
Thats an F!
2007-03-26 10:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
as an amatuer magician, i too can make the cruise ship disappear, but that stupid parrot keeps giving away the secret.
2007-03-26 16:21:40 · answer #3 · answered by Smith Jerrod 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll fee it as five/10. A cop pulls over a vehicle load of nuns. The cop says, "Sister, it is a fifty five MPH freeway. Why are you going so gradual?" The Sister replies, "Sir, I noticed plenty of indicators that stated forty one, no longer fifty five." The cop solutions, "Oh, Sister, that is no longer the velocity prohibit, that is the title of the freeway you're on!" The Sister says, "Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me understand. I'll be extra cautious." At this factor, the cop appears within the backseat in which the opposite nuns are shaking and trembling. The cop asks, "Excuse me, Sister, what is flawed together with your peers again there? They are shaking some thing horrible." The Sister solutions, "Oh, we simply received off Highway one hundred and one."
2016-09-05 16:55:56 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's funny. Not the best joke but still funny!! I give it a 3.5/5
2007-03-26 10:19:36 · answer #5 · answered by Kristi H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's pretty funny. Would be even funnier after a couple drinks.
2007-03-26 10:19:54 · answer #6 · answered by Mark B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-26 10:25:51 · answer #7 · answered by tiger1807 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it's kiiinda funny...
not really though!
sorry!
2007-03-26 10:25:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I dont get it...
2007-03-26 10:40:48 · answer #9 · answered by AmberKitten 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
2007-03-26 10:20:56 · answer #10 · answered by smartchica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋