2007-03-26 10:07:46 · 21 answers · asked by Because I Said So 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Why thank you Ken J but its not me, its my wife.
2007-03-26 10:17:40 · update #1
i would take the stars out of the sky for you
2007-03-27 07:31:51 · answer #1 · answered by ☺C☺h☺a☺r☺l☺o☺t☺t☺e 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This lad i once went out with came up to me at a friends and said ' Is your dad a thieve?' i said no you checky bastard, he then said 'well somene pinched the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes' I went out with him for 2 years after that so i could say it worked. LOL !!!!!!
2007-03-26 10:14:35 · answer #2 · answered by fairylandk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This bloke came up to me and asked the age old question " Where have you been all my life" I replied " for the first 20 yrs I wasn't born mate!!".
2007-03-26 12:36:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hate to admit it, but I've never fallen for chat up lines.
2007-03-26 10:22:17 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
are you on pills?
i was 17 pissed as a fart in a club when i asked a guy that.
and yes i pulled he wasnt on pills, just hyper from alcopops.
id have never got with a guy if he had asked me that.
2007-03-26 10:17:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The ASL. LOL follows close behind. I hate seeing both.
2007-03-26 10:13:30 · answer #6 · answered by rann_georgia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I've put this here before but here it goes again.
Me: Fat Penguin
Woman: What?
Me: Just something to break the ice. . .
2007-03-26 10:24:30 · answer #7 · answered by Walking Man 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you work at the ups store, saw you checkin out my package
2007-03-26 10:30:27 · answer #8 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Are your legs tired coz you've been running through my mind all night?
2007-03-26 10:16:12 · answer #9 · answered by lovelylexie 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i used it once when i was about 17 -18 yrs old
does your dad own a brewery and do you fuc# on 1st dates?
the left side of my face still hurt 10 yrs on ......lol
2007-03-26 12:08:45 · answer #10 · answered by thewokinn 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋