There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."
2007-03-26 10:02:24 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh em gee!!
Haha that is hilarious!
10/10
That deserves a star..
Thanks for the laughs! Have a terrific day!
>:]]
2007-03-26 10:06:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad 7 out of 10
2007-03-26 17:06:54 · answer #2 · answered by Smartest Man Alive 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kind of log but funny 3 out of 5
2007-03-26 17:09:02 · answer #3 · answered by puppy luv 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG!!! Thats funnny!!!! 9/10
2007-03-26 17:14:54 · answer #4 · answered by Danielle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Ouch! Good one! Great punchline! 10!
2007-03-26 17:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! Good one.
2007-03-26 17:08:15 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Melissa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HaHaHa
2007-03-26 17:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHAHA That was better than that other lame one you posted a little while ago.
2007-03-26 17:13:56 · answer #8 · answered by CRAZAY CHEEZ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thats a good one lol 9.5/10 :)
2007-03-26 17:06:37 · answer #9 · answered by cleverxx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think i saw this one before. now this is funny.
2007-03-26 17:26:02 · answer #10 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋