Four Women
Some women are sitting around after a card party. They start complaining about their sex lives.
First woman moans, "My husband is a musician. All he wants to do is sing to it."
Second woman moans, "My husband is a doctor. All he want to do is examine it."
Third woman moans, "My husband is a psychiatrist. All he wants to do is talk about it."
A big grin on her face, the fourth woman syas, " My husband's a mechanic. On our wedding night he tore the hell out of it, and has been working on it ever since."
2007-03-26 09:48:59 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLZ! STAR! THATS THROUGH A SCALE 1-100, U GOT A 100-100!!! THANKZ 4 THA LAUGH!!!!!!
2007-03-26 09:55:07 · answer #1 · answered by Just Mckale 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a 5 in a scale of 1 to 10.
2007-03-26 16:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by Batman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard another version of this joke.....
The bride had been married 2 times before but was still a virgin. Before the wedding, the bride and the bride's maids were chatting in the brides quarters. The bride, stating how excited she was to finally loose her virginity. One of the bride's maids questioned how she was sure she was going to loose her virginity since it did not happen with the first 2 marriages.
The bride simply replied:
My first husband was a gynecologist. All he wanted to do was examine it.
My second husband was a psychiatrist. All he wanted to do was talk about it.
My fiance is a lawyer.....I know I'm going to get screwed!
2007-03-26 17:01:57 · answer #3 · answered by Lucy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Scale of 1-10......
4
2007-03-26 16:52:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10 not really funny
2007-03-26 16:53:13 · answer #5 · answered by Ian L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On a scale of one to ten, one being the worst I would give it a 7.
2007-03-26 16:52:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lame. How about this one:
Q. What does a West Virginia girl say after sex?
A: Get off me Dad, you're crushing my Marlboros.
2007-03-26 16:55:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 1010!
2007-03-26 16:52:21 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I totally get it funny lol
2007-03-26 16:53:11 · answer #9 · answered by dancer_21 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 out of 10! LOLZ!
2007-03-26 16:51:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋