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2007-03-26 09:44:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Immigration

Sorry, sorry for being a mousist :(

2007-03-26 09:49:46 · update #1

26 answers

U.S. Made by Warner Bros.

2007-03-26 09:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I didn't know he had one. As fare as I know he's a citizen of Mexico and loves living there. He's a total star and can travel to any country and get recognized. I'm sure if he wanted to become a citizen the Pres. would make him an honorary one. Wait no this is Bush we are talking about. I mean who's really gonna care anyway he's a mouse. Only place he could stay would be at Micky's anyway. Nobody likes mice in there home.

2007-03-26 09:57:03 · answer #2 · answered by giya_98 3 · 0 0

Speedy Gonzalez is a legal mouse,hes earned the right to be an American tax payer,SO WHY DO YOU ASK?

2007-03-26 11:06:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

There was a post with a link here earlier that said that 3 of his grandparents were 'without legal immigration documents' or some such. I've read similar statements elsewhere.

I haven't read it in the LA or NY Times, though.

Sigh........ I thought you had come up with a nickname for our Atty General.

The mouse had a pseudo Mexican accent. I think he was born in Downey.

2007-03-26 09:52:37 · answer #4 · answered by DAR 7 · 0 0

Si, Senior. He's working construction over on Route 66. They pay him $15.00 per hour, under de table. His wife just had another baby, which makes 3,297 children. He good mouse, he work hard to build the amerikan dream for hees children. He like de free health care his 3,297 kids get here in Amerika. He habs 4,908 grandchildren. They all libe together in a 3-BR, 1 Bath home.

Juan

2007-03-26 11:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by pressjuan4english 1 · 3 1

Techinically, he has been in the United States for over seven years - he CAN get an official citizenship. But technically, he lives in Mexico, so really he is a "visitor."

2007-03-26 09:51:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He's an illegal. Mozzarella powder has the same affect on him as Kryptonite. The little bugger is just too fast for the border contol . He should apply to stay on security grounds. LOL

2007-03-26 09:59:03 · answer #7 · answered by reinformer 6 · 0 0

Speedy is too fast, but his buddy Slowpoke Rodriguez was caught and returned.

2007-03-26 10:04:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He is a mouse. He is not required to go through immigration as long as he doesn't try to pass himself off as human.

2007-03-26 09:47:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

They booted him and broke off his tv deal. I heard he tried to zip pass the border again and they launched a heat seeking missle after his a**! Aye Curumba!

2007-03-26 09:49:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

speedy across the border and river

2007-03-26 09:50:47 · answer #11 · answered by reene2g 4 · 0 0

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