Rita was standing vigil over her husband's deathbed. As she held his hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his face, and roused him from his slumber.He looked up and his pale lips began to move slightly. "My darling," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."
But he was insistent. "Rita," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you.""There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Rita. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now.""No, no. I must die in peace, Rita. I slept with your sister, your best friend and your mother."Rita mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now dear, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said."Now you be still, and let the poison work."
2007-03-26 09:41:46 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol now thats a funny joke i'm still lol rated a 10 honey
2007-03-26 09:46:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
8/10
2007-03-26 16:45:25 · answer #2 · answered by gandhi1078 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pretty good...
here's a little hypothetical,
you walk into your house and there a burglar in there with a gun, what do you do... send em' over to you neighbors house ha ha ha ha! here's one more joke.
so I'm going bird hunting with one of my buddies. and there are birds EVERYWHERE. I shot like 20 something birds and he did get any. so I tell him "dude what wrong?" and he says "I don't know, I must not be throwing the dog up high enough." and after that they never let us back into that zoo.
you can use them whenever you like!
2007-03-26 16:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hehe, Rita's awesome!
2007-03-26 16:46:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!!
2007-03-26 16:46:25 · answer #5 · answered by Amanda M 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fair to Good! Can I offer you a little drink?
2007-03-26 16:48:38 · answer #6 · answered by Kelly K 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
violent :D 9/10
2007-03-26 16:45:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I'd say 7/10.
2007-03-26 16:45:10 · answer #8 · answered by Breinn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-26 16:44:59 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha good one :]
2007-03-26 16:51:11 · answer #10 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋