chuck norris is omnipotent.
god is almost omnipotent, satan is very powerfull, jesus does some parlor tricks and moses is good at moving water telepathically.
2007-03-26 09:38:02 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NOTE: this is chuck norris vs. all the others as a team, just to make it fair for them.
2007-03-26 09:41:16 · update #1
don H, thats nice but what does that have to do with our god + satan + jesus + moses underdog attack squad's chances for success against chuck norris.
2007-03-27 04:04:32 · update #2
Jim B.
chuck is just humble, he is fulfilling the "old man" martial artist stereotype.
would saying the truth about his omnipotence really be humble?
2007-03-27 04:06:36 · update #3
chuch norris hands down.
2007-03-26 09:41:11 · answer #1 · answered by photogrl262000 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Chuck
2007-03-26 09:42:21 · answer #2 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris. He is real the rest are fictional.
2007-03-26 09:41:44 · answer #3 · answered by millajovovichsboyfriend 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ask Mr Norris as he bows his head and worships the God of all creation... Jim
2007-03-26 10:45:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God; he produced Chuck Norrised, who produced his movies where he killed everyone else. God also created Chuck Norris stereotypes.
2007-03-26 09:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by I 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If it is a strive against, i'm efficient Buddha does no longer fare all suitable. compared to the chritian god with all his anger, fury, jealousy and whatnot The Buddha easily believes and lived a existence of non-violence.
2016-12-02 20:44:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In ancient Jewish tradition Satan is simply an angel doing the work that God assigned to Satan to do.
The word Satan means challenger. With the idea of Satan challenging us, or tempting if you will. This description sees Satan as the angel who is the embodiment of man's challenges. This idea of Satan works closely with God as an integral part of Gods plan for us. His job is to make choosing good over evil enough of a challenge so that it becomes clear to us that there can be only one meaningful or logical choice.
Contrast this to Christianity, which sees Satan as God's opponent. In Jewish thought, the idea that there exists anything capable of setting itself up as God's opponent would be considered polytheistic or setting up the devil to be an equally powerful polarity to god or a demigod.
Oddly, proof for The Christian satan/devil mythology is supposedly found in the ancient Jewish texts that were borrowed to create the bible. One can’t help but wonder how Christians came up with such a fantastically different interpretation of Gods assistant Satan in their theology.
Other hints about Satan’s role in human relations can be seen if you look at the name Lucifer. It’s meaning in the original tongue translates as Light bearer or light bringer. Essentially the bringer of enlightenment. The temptations of the Satan idea bring all of us eventually into Gods light. Hardly the Evil entity of Christian mythology.
Love and blessings
don
2007-03-26 14:03:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋