What do you expect when:
Your last name stays put.
The garage is all yours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
The world is your urinal.
Wrinkles add character.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
Your underwear is £1.99 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original colour.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You only have to shave your face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life.
Your belly usually hides your big hips.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25
minutes.
2007-03-26 09:31:56 · 17 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i was very happy until the wife caught me laughing at this joke but bruises worth it 10/10
2007-03-26 09:41:00 · answer #1 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely
2007-03-26 09:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by gandhi1078 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not to bring it down but some of those "reasons" could go both ways. Why can't a woman shave an undesired mustache? Why can't you keep conversations short or learn how to be sensible in packing suitcases? ARRRGG anyways apologies just felt like ranting a little.
All in all good joke tho
2007-03-26 09:48:27 · answer #3 · answered by aeseeke 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Good ones! Good points. 10!
2007-03-26 09:51:38 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I am a bit worried as quite a few of those apply to me, and I don't have a penis! Not one I have noticed anyway.
2007-03-26 09:36:24 · answer #5 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but they cant have the pleasure [ouch] of giving birth . but really liked your question you deserve a star .x
2007-03-26 09:37:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol so true you hit the nail right on the head with this one .
2007-03-26 09:38:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew there was a reason I am so darn happy...thanks for reminding me
2007-03-26 09:37:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ye we can do all them thing pretty face we are men 10/10
2007-03-26 10:20:29 · answer #9 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And your point is ? Lol
But women do have it better, Ye have breasts. lol
2007-03-27 01:35:56 · answer #10 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋