Is it safe to assume that those midget dvds are a no no
2007-03-26 09:29:03 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Start with an apple, waft it under his nose and tempt him by telling him what you will do with his fruit. Gaze adoringly into his eyes, letting him know he is the only one in the garden that can move you, like he does. If he still feels a chill tell him you have a burning bush to warm him up. (remember Moses)
After you can bathe together and be washed of all your sins in the river.
2007-03-26 12:42:18 · answer #1 · answered by peppermint_paddy 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dont know about those DVD's, but nothing is mentioned in the Bible about foreplay.
2007-03-26 16:32:49 · answer #2 · answered by King 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well about the midget dvd's i don't know,
but as for as foreplay, it is all ok if the two of u are married.
married people have no restrictions on their sex life.
2007-03-26 16:38:08 · answer #3 · answered by BAMBOO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hhhmm, not sure. I would have to say anything goes. Look at the Song of Solomon... talk about porn! I wonder how many parents read those parts of the Bible to their 5 yr old kids... AND explain it to them. =)
2007-03-26 16:35:56 · answer #4 · answered by Kithy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Read the Song of Solomon. You'll find some very interesting passages about "eating fruit".
2007-03-26 16:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by mamasquirrel 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Yeah but I think the granny videos are cool- ewww I was trying to be funny and I gave myself a really gross visual!!! Trust me don't try to picture granny XXX videos
2007-03-26 16:43:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A couple of psalms before heading right on in to revelations.
2007-03-26 16:39:13 · answer #7 · answered by hunsareretards 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nothing is forbidden in the marriage bed between a husband and wife.
2007-03-26 16:32:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Foreplay!? The damn bible doesn't allow fore, during or afterplay, let alone midget, or any porn, for that matter!
2007-03-26 16:34:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
I'd tell you but I'd probably get reported by some prudish type.
2007-03-26 16:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by Murazor 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋