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Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do
first,
Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl.
They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She
got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, Joe
again asked Kim what she would like to do. "I want to get weighed," she
said.
Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there
before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to
next.
"I want to get weighed," she responded. By this time, Joe figured she
was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a
handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, "How'd it go?"
Kim responded, "Oh, Waura, it was wousy."

2007-03-26 09:21:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

22 answers

Ha Ha, heard it before but still funny. lol

2007-03-26 09:25:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one it took me a few minutes but I now get it. Great Question.

2007-03-26 12:15:00 · answer #2 · answered by Twister 4 · 0 0

Strewth, I didn't even see that coming! Goodun!!!! LOL. Ta for the giggle!

2007-03-26 09:57:12 · answer #3 · answered by scamp 3 · 0 0

Hehe!
I get it! lolz
10/10

Thanks for the laughs, have an awesome day!!

2007-03-26 09:27:27 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Ha ha, typical bloke though, missing the obvious.

2007-03-26 09:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by ZYGGY 2 · 0 0

poor kim, wousy way

2007-03-29 11:46:34 · answer #6 · answered by kendal 4 · 0 0

haha poor kim hey?!

2007-03-29 03:28:31 · answer #7 · answered by andri_uk 4 · 0 0

it was on a couple of days ago, I am still laughing from that one.

2007-03-26 09:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0 0

Haha :D lol good one

2007-03-26 09:56:55 · answer #9 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0 0

She wanted to get laid?! If that's the joke that's funny but if not...I didn't get it!!! Waiters....oops. Laters!

2007-03-26 09:30:58 · answer #10 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0 0

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