They pull their money together but only have 50p.....Paddy takes the cash into the butchers and buys a sausage... They go inot a bar, order 2 pints and down them...Before the barman asks for the cash Paddy puts the sausage into his fly and Jimmy sucks it. The barmand throws them out....In the 10th pub Paddy says "I can't do this anymore my knees are killing me."..Jimmy replies..."yourk knees???? I lost the bloody sausage in the second pub!!!"
2007-03-26 09:18:33 · 19 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ewwwwww good but Ewwwwww
2007-03-26 09:22:24 · answer #1 · answered by Smurf 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
50p for a sausage not going to that butchers lol
2007-03-26 16:23:43 · answer #2 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Eww! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-03-26 16:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sick.... but funny hehehehe....
(by the way it was paddy with the sausage so how can jimmy lose it?)
2007-03-26 16:22:11 · answer #4 · answered by Jack 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your one funny pretty woman that was brill 10/10
2007-03-26 17:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very old, but still worth a laugh & a star.
2007-03-26 16:31:25 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one.
2007-03-26 16:22:58 · answer #7 · answered by ZYGGY 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww
2007-03-26 16:47:00 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwww-but funny lol
2007-03-26 16:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by Baby Girl R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed, but I didn't want to.
2007-03-26 16:27:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋