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Would be kind of cool a virginal woman riding a unicorn into battle...

2007-03-26 09:14:58 · 8 answers · asked by Quantrill 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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*You think our Father in Heaven is ticked.... wait till MOM finds out!*

2007-03-26 09:18:06 · answer #1 · answered by Kithy 6 · 1 0

OMG what form of discern is that guy asserting get your panties out of a wad? ARE YOU INSANE? Giving a 2 one million/2 365 days previous beer is purely undeniable stupid. as properly the only time human beings gave there little ones liquor decrease back interior the day grew to become into while they have been teething. And the rubbed it on there gums to do away with the soreness. in any different case there is not any reason a 2 365 days previous might desire to ever style beer. that's a widespread deal and if i grew to become into you i might tell your father inlaw to provide up. in no way innovations the actual incontrovertible fact that there is a legal ingesting age. yet while somebody found out approximately which you would be in deep crap. you will possibly desire to in no way provide a newborn booze. What the h*ll is misguided with human beings now a days? good lord. The parenting i see anymore is ridiculous. Whats next letting a splash one puff on a smoke?

2016-10-20 12:09:32 · answer #2 · answered by graviett 4 · 0 0

Close, but no cigar (although I don't see you as a cigar kinda guy...). The next one to follow is the Virgin Bride of Messiah. All Messianic Jews (who are also part of the Bride of Jehovah -- it's a bit complex) and believing Gentiles who make up the Church are considered Christ's virgin Bride:

2 Cor. 11:2 "For I am jealous for you with godly jealousy. For I have betrothed you to one husband, that I may present you as a chaste virgin to Christ."

As for the unicorn, that would be a lot of fun, but both the Groom (Messiah) and the Bride will be riding flying white horses (Revelation 19:11 & 14). This is discussed within the Babylonian Talmud, which states at Sanhedrin 98b:

"... R. Alexandri said: R. Joshua opposed two verses: it is written, And behold, one like the son of man came with the clouds of heaven 34 whilst [elsewhere] it is written, [behold, thy king cometh unto thee … ] lowly, and riding upon an a**!35 — if they are meritorious, [he will come] with the clouds of heaven;36 if not, lowly and riding upon an a**. King Shapur [I] said to Samuel, 'Ye maintain that the Messiah will come upon an a**: I will rather send him a white horse of mine.'37 He replied, 'Have you a hundred-hued steed?'38"

And so there's no confusion, here's my source:

http://www.come-and-hear.com/sanhedrin/sanhedrin_98.html

As for me, I'm hoping that all this Rapture stuff and finally seeing Jesus will cure me of my morbid fear of heights. If not, I'll be the one on the white horse near the back, holding on for dear life and screaming "get me off of this thing!"

2007-03-26 13:01:20 · answer #3 · answered by Suzanne: YPA 7 · 0 0

correction: There is the Father, He sent his Son and He's coming again. The Father is a Spirit--the Son was made flesh--died--rose from death--is coming again---Isn't that the best news you ever got. Want to Trust him by Faith?

2007-03-26 09:26:41 · answer #4 · answered by j.wisdom 6 · 1 0

Christians believe the son is coming back.

2007-03-26 09:36:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yah, the daughter, Abaddon.

2007-03-26 09:46:29 · answer #6 · answered by avaddohn-Apollyon 4 · 0 1

It would be even better if people knew what the heck you were talking about.

2007-03-26 09:17:38 · answer #7 · answered by blondee 5 · 0 1

Are you really that ignorant of things or just trolling?

2007-03-26 09:29:26 · answer #8 · answered by awayforabit 5 · 1 1

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