The worst the better. Be sure to use the astrix (*) when we come to those tricky and short words that some people hate to see.
2007-03-26 09:04:23 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, ''If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow I'd be a little bull.''
The driver starts getting mad at the noisy kid, who continues with, ''If my dad was an elephant and my mom a girl elephant I would be a little elephant.''
The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, ''What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!''
The kid smiles and says, ''I would be a bus driver!''
Hehe I love this joke.
:D
2007-03-26 09:16:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Les Dawson classic was the one about the Mother-in-Law, which went a bit like, "The Mother in Law, you know, she's so ugly, she's got a face like a bag of spanners. When she telephoned last week to say she was visiting, the mice jumped on the traps!"
2007-03-26 09:12:46 · answer #2 · answered by More or less Cosmic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I`ve got loads, but !
Put a load on last night, didn`t even get posted, and today got a bucket load of violations for them......lol
I`d call that a very insulting joke on someone`s part !
Would you not agree ???
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!!
2007-03-26 09:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
whats the diference between a bucket of **** and a french girl ?
the bucket
( i'm french so dont even try to flag this joke)
2007-03-26 09:12:50 · answer #4 · answered by Doe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's got 3 legs and fights like f#ck?
2007-03-26 09:16:01 · answer #5 · answered by jabelite 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if a twenty two stone iraqi & a nine stone iraqi jumped off a tall building which one would hit the floor first ?
Who gives a fu*k
2007-03-26 09:19:52 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Oh my!!! I have posted loads on here but they don't post them...then I get a violation notice!!.....sorry!!!
2007-03-26 09:10:30 · answer #7 · answered by prettywoman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
even with **'s ive lost most of my good ones
2007-03-26 09:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how do you get 100 dead babies in a bucket?
With a blender
How do you get them out of the bucket?
With tortilla chips
2007-03-26 10:15:32 · answer #9 · answered by grancheval 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why is a ng*n*r worthless
who cares ur worthless fat and ugly ur just a pimple on societies a**
2007-03-26 09:13:34 · answer #10 · answered by ubermeisterscottie 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋