He is seriously getting on my nerves, what can I do to him when he falls asleep.
2007-03-26 08:59:43 · 33 answers · asked by LouLou 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
drag him out into the bushes and pull his pants down and leave him there. Put some vaseline on his butt and he will think something happened to him.
2007-03-26 09:03:25 · answer #1 · answered by Vanity 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, you can do all kids of things. Take of all his clothes and have a gay friend cuddle up in bed with him. When he wakes up he'll definitely get the message not to get drunk. Strip him naked and take pictures of him and post them on the web. There's several websites to do that. Draw on his face with a permanent marker various things. He won't be able to wash it off, and it'll embarass him. Especially if you draw penises on his face, or write mean remarks. Put one of his hands in warm water and one in cold and he'll wet himself. Be creative, and I guarantee he'll either leave you or stop getting drunk.
2007-03-26 09:32:36 · answer #2 · answered by zyuranger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I always pulled the princess and the pea treatment. A handfull of popcorn seeds under the bottom sheet. It feels like a bed full of bugs. If he tries to "dust"off the sheets he will only spread them arround and make it less comfortable. It usually results in no sleep that night but when he figures it out he will be irate
2007-03-26 09:05:02 · answer #3 · answered by fstopf4 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Shave his brows, badly with a blunt razor
Tip his booze down the sink.
Pour water down his pants, a la wetting himself.
When he comes to, say he did it when he got home, and you couldn't do anything to stop him!
Think that should cool his drinking
2007-03-26 09:05:53 · answer #4 · answered by RedSnook 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well for a start your b/friend has got a problem with the drink...you can not do any think when he falls a sleep....because he is drunk......
ether you deal with his problem or get out of the relationship because he will only stop for himself...and not for you...
go and find some one that will do you good...
2007-03-26 09:05:06 · answer #5 · answered by missnicedell 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Paint his fingernails - the brighter the colour the better or put mascara on his eyelashes - make it waterproof if you've got it!
2007-03-26 09:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by KB 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
do the hand in warm water trick when he's asleep (make him pee himself) wake him and say look what you've done!
2007-03-26 23:28:07 · answer #7 · answered by hellohello 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
leave him
you dont have to put up with him drunk allthe time. if you cant handle it why do you have to. leave and find a sober guy
2007-03-26 09:06:57 · answer #8 · answered by Christina 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
E-Mail me and i will pick you up and treat you like a Young lady should be treated.
2007-03-26 09:10:51 · answer #9 · answered by ashymojo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you shouldnt want to do anything to him, and if hes getting on your nerves honey then you need to leave....did you ever stop to think that maybe hes going thru something and drinking is his way of dealing with it...maybe you should be a little more supportive of him. and talk to him ask him whats going on....just be there for him....
2007-03-26 09:03:30 · answer #10 · answered by cmgrpgdjg0406 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋