story: i was going for a walk. i was crossing the street when a car hit me. i was unconscious for a while. i realized i was in heaven and i was to god. he then asked me the following question...
pple plz read each others sentences if it doesnt make sense fix it. best person with good storyline gets my 10 points. remember to keep it in topic and funny
2007-03-26 08:41:50 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont no where to start. some jackasses messed it up.
2007-03-27 08:38:48 · answer #1 · answered by lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont noe whats wrong i gave u 2 feet 2 eyes 2 arms 1 head 1 nose and 1 mouth what did i for get ohhh thats rite i forgot 2 give u a BRAIN!!
2007-03-26 09:00:35 · answer #2 · answered by brianna d 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"my dear, if u believe in god in the first place, you dont have to die. anything you want to say before i send u to hell?"
you say " i was too focused on praying(to U) while crossing the road that i didnt notice the car is coming"
"i see. Guess what? You lied. I was driving that car to test u. too bad for u"
and you end up in hell
2007-03-26 08:56:59 · answer #3 · answered by Sickxually Inactive 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just then he sneezed. I didn't know what to say. Should I say "God bless you"? "Bless yourself"?
He told me about an old man that kept appearing at the Pearly Gates yesterday. He would be there for twenty seconds, then *POOF* he'd disappear. After doing that about half dozen times, I looked at him and said "What are you doing?" He said "Hey, Pal, don't blame me. They're down there trying to revive me!"
2007-03-26 08:55:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Um, mam, can you tell me the meaning of life, I know that well... now you are dead you think, "oh i'lll ask god why was I there and did I complete my task" but to tell you the truth when I was making the planet, well I gotta tell you I was on planet mars with Stevo from the jackass and well I kinda want to Know
2007-03-26 08:52:14 · answer #5 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
...out of nowhere, a canines got here alongside and jumped up on zidane's lap, barked in his face, and a pigeon flew overhead, dropping its waste on thierry's head. now thierry couldn't help zidane with the canines, so zidane became left on my own to administration the canines. thierry were given an theory, leaned over pointing the acceptable of his head in the route of the canines's mouth so as that it can sniff what became in thierry's hair. at this, the canines leapt off zidane's lap, leaving zidane now free to help thierry. after this became resolved, they sat back down mutually and all became suitable with the international.
2016-12-02 20:42:21 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
welcome to heaven! to get in you must answer the folowing simple question:
if a train leaves memphis at 5 oclock at 60 mph, and another train leaves detroit at 7oclock at 40 ph, andthey are both on the same track and heading toward each other...
2007-03-26 10:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by jonathan e 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
asked me the following question...
If I moved over to Polls and Surveys and just answered: yes, no, maybe, huh, will I get more points then I know what to do with?
2007-03-26 08:52:40 · answer #8 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't u learn 2 look both ways b4 u cross the street u must b a blonde?
2007-03-26 08:50:43 · answer #9 · answered by Adi 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
What you got on my 40?
2007-03-26 09:42:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your NOT a cat. You don't have 9 lives
2007-03-26 08:55:16 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋