blonde decided to take a shower, but once she started it the doorbell rang. so she put her robe on and went to answer the door. it ended up being the best man. when he came in he said
"you've got the best set of breasts i've ever seen, i'd pay $ 100 to just see one of them." so the blonde showed him one and he put $100 on the table. then he said " id pay another hundred to see the other on" so she let him and he put another 100 on the table. then he said" i'll pay one more 100 if i could see both." so she showed him both, and he put another 100 on the table." well i have to go" he said, and left.
when the husband came back the wife's like " look honey, your best man gave me $300!"
"oh good," said the husband, he gave the $ 300 he owed me to you!"
2007-03-26 08:36:38 · 23 answers · asked by dancingqueen 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol. What a cheater....XD
2007-03-26 08:39:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Mad Blonde
"What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What connection can a person's hair color possibly have with their fundamental worth as a human being? It is morons like you that prevent women like myself from being respected at work and in our communities and from reaching our full potential....because you and your anachronistic kind continue to perpetuate negative images against not only blondes, but women in general, for the sake of cheap laughs. You are a pathetic relic of the past, and what you do is not only contrary to Discrimination laws in every civilized country, it is deeply offensive to people with modern sensibilities and basic respect for their fellow citizens. You should hang your head in shame, you pusillanimous little maggot."
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this Mister! I'm talking to that little twerp on your knee! "
2007-03-26 15:57:26 · answer #2 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not only does she lack moral integrity, she is also gullible. She should have told him to get the hell out and she was going to tell her husband what he said to her while he was out.
2007-03-26 15:43:36 · answer #3 · answered by doc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Didn't see that one coming
2007-03-26 15:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by ad121ana 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oldie but goodie...thanks for the smile
2007-03-26 15:40:12 · answer #5 · answered by The Emperor of Ecstasy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Myname is ed
2007-03-26 15:48:54 · answer #6 · answered by The Chairman Of Jazzy Films 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-03-26 23:22:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a pretty slow joke..
2007-03-26 15:40:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, lol
2007-03-26 15:43:42 · answer #9 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is that a question or a sick tale?
2007-03-26 15:39:42 · answer #10 · answered by Chelsea 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋