There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.
The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying a rose. You hold the rose to your nose with just one finger and thumb, sniff the rose deeply and then say theline 'Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress.'"
The actor is thrilled. All day long before the play he's practicing his line over and over again.
Finally, the time came. The curtain went up, the actor walked onto the stage, and with great passion delivered the line, "Ah, the sweet aroma of my mistress."
The theatre erupted, the audience was screaming with laughter and the director was steaming!
"You bloody fool!" he cried, "You have ruined me!"
The actor was bewildered, "What happened, did I forget my line?"
"No!" screamed the director. "You forgot the rose!"
2007-03-26 08:36:04 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol!!! good one!
2007-03-26 08:45:20 · answer #1 · answered by maria 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A rose by any other name?
2007-03-26 15:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ehh!
so-so!!
not rolling on the floor laughing funny but a little haha funny
lol
if that made any sense at all!
2007-03-26 16:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by lovin' it 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-03-26 15:49:40 · answer #4 · answered by belen2499 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mother Teresa will not like that when I tell her.
2007-03-26 15:42:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-03-26 17:53:41 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats funny
2007-03-26 15:41:57 · answer #7 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yea...gotta share that joke...lol
2007-03-26 15:45:15 · answer #8 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, thats funny
2007-03-26 17:17:10 · answer #9 · answered by Jochebed O 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm...no sry. I am not funny either if it makes you feel better.
2007-03-26 15:56:27 · answer #10 · answered by KRAZEDnKONFUSED 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-26 15:39:05 · answer #11 · answered by AaSHEK 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋