the barman serves him & puts the pint on the bar. A coloured lady walks up takes his pint Fa*ts in it & replaces it on the bar & returns to her stool. the man shocked calls to the barman & said that women in the corner far*ed in my whitbread , "no" said the barman that Tessa Sanderson
old but hey it's quiet
2007-03-26 07:55:41 · 16 answers · asked by dunrockin404 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-03-26 08:05:30 · update #1
I like that, had to read it twice, but the more I think about it the funnier it gets.
2007-03-26 08:30:43 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-03-26 08:00:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha! thank you for the chuckle! : ) contained interior the bar. a guy walks suitable right into a bar. he's a sprint great, menacing chap. He chugs lower back a lager and says, "each and each and all the person men in this portion of the bar are c0cksuckers! each and each guy or woman have been given a situation with that?" each guy or woman is understandably silent. He, then, chugs lower back yet yet another beer and says, "each and each and all the person men on the a number of portion of the bar are motherfuckers! each and each guy or woman have been given a situation with that?" each guy or woman is silent, lower back. Then one guy gets up from his stool and starts to stroll in process the guy. "you acquire a situation, pal?" No, i'm purely on the incorrect portion of the bar!" What time does the bar open? At 3 AM a table clerk at a lodge gets a selection from a shrink than the effect of alcohol guy asking what time the bar opens. "It opens at midday" ideas the clerk. approximately an hour later he gets a selection from the comparable guy, sounding even drunker. "What time does the bar open?" he asks. "comparable time as till now... midday." replies the clerk. yet yet another hour passes and he calls lower back, plastered "Whatjoo shay the bar opins at?" The clerk then ideas, "It opens at midday, yet as quickly as you won't wait, i will have room provider furnish some element as much as you." "No... i do no longer wanna git in... Ah wanna git OUT!!!"
2016-12-15 09:21:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Even Greg Proops couldn't make that joke fly
2007-03-26 08:14:02 · answer #4 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got it second time of reading, good one,keep em coming. 10/10
2007-03-26 08:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh ok took me a sec but now i get it...have heard funnier all the same
2007-03-26 08:04:55 · answer #6 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your right it is old, but its an all time classic, so your forgiven.
2007-03-26 09:56:31 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not heard it before-yes it made me smile!! xx
2007-03-26 08:38:33 · answer #8 · answered by SUZANNE R 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehheehe! Good one!
2007-03-26 08:06:25 · answer #9 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get it either.
2007-03-26 08:02:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋