One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?"
2007-03-26 07:45:47 · 32 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sorry too near the bone for me.
2007-04-01 05:57:26 · answer #1 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's another 10/10
2007-03-26 08:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-26 07:55:28 · answer #3 · answered by kookiemonster32 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Tink
Iv'e been away and I've missed your jokes and as usal their the best keep up thegod work.lol lol
For the sake of Amie if she goes to the dentist she wont be able to give him B.J
love Pixie.xx
2007-03-29 11:21:46 · answer #4 · answered by pixie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg thts so funny !were did u get it from i love it.!!!it is the best joke i ever heard i really like it good on ekeep posting goood lllllllllllllllllluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i cant stop laughing i am going to tell everybody that now lol hahhaahahaahahaahahhahaahhahahahahahahahahaaahahaha email me bacccckkkkkk ok sweetie bye nice one..........hahahahaha bye ppl
2007-03-31 05:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by **~Baby Gurl #1~** 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-04-01 10:23:57 · answer #6 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lol 1010
2007-03-26 08:02:33 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
o.m.g cute!
where do you get these jokes, tink? do you have some sort of source?
jeepers creepers hehe
keep telling great jokes
2007-04-02 02:06:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Back on form Tink, hope she spits it out at the dentist,------ or mabe not!!!!. xx
2007-03-26 08:06:05 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one but it reminds me of men's way of thinking ;)
2007-03-26 10:06:04 · answer #10 · answered by Erina♣Liszt's Girl 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋