Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her
husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next
husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, "At last they're finally
together."
A guy sitting in the front row says, "Excuse me Father, but do you
mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?"
"I mean her legs!"
2007-03-26 06:43:20 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one. should have seen it coming
2007-03-26 06:48:21 · answer #1 · answered by gonzo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahaha thats hilarious
2007-03-26 06:47:28 · answer #2 · answered by 000000000 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao... wow thats a good one!
Got anymore? lol
2007-03-26 06:55:11 · answer #3 · answered by »ŘªīńВŏŵ•Öf•Ρřįđę« 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah....
omg, my grandma had 24 kids herself
AND
remarried haha
2007-03-26 06:47:12 · answer #4 · answered by living.deadchick 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one....I liked it a lot. Woooo.
2007-03-26 06:51:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-03-26 07:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by Chocolit B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-03-26 07:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good stuff
thanks
2007-03-26 06:47:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, nice :)
2007-03-26 07:00:49 · answer #9 · answered by Man 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...That's just too funny!!!
2007-03-26 08:05:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋