Mistress Joke ...?

Question

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big open mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later and walks away.

The wife glares at her husband and says, "Who the hell was that?" "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress."

"Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough, I want a divorce!"

"I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours."

Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. "That's his mistress," says her husband. "Ours is prettier," she replies.

Answer 1

That is just funny, although a little creepy...It's funny how he's buying her with stuff so she won't divorce him. Clever man...

Answer 2

divorce takeim to cleaners than see the place scrubber of his mistress is while she is going to costa del shitole and £save presents and plastic jewelry out of 20p machines. failin that get a hunky toyboy style who provides ya bare massages and fondles ya butt in public and rub his head in ya extensive fake boobs hubby paid for hell rub it in his face.then make element approximately how pert solid aand masculine ya toyboy is how he retains u up all nite and not wiv snorin nudgenudge winkwink

Answer 3

LOL, very nice

Answer 4

i get it but don't really see the humor.

Answer 5

Damn skippy - lol

Answer 6

lol

Answer 7

such a suck up!!! lol

Answer 8

LOL...... thanks for a laugh......