The Senility Prayer
God, grant me the Senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do,
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm older, here's what I've discovered:
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
My wild oats have turned into prunes and all bran.
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded....
All reports are in; Life is now officially unfair.
If all is not lost, where is it.
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
Some days you're the dog; some days you're the hydrant.
I wish the buck stopped here; I sure could use a few.
Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
Accidents in the back seat cause...kids.
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Only time the world beats a path to your door is when you're in the bathroom.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put then on my knees.
It's not hard to meet expenses...they're everywhere.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter...I go somewhere to get something, and then wonder what I'm hereafter.
2007-03-26 06:40:31 · 31 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks M xxx
2007-03-26 07:23:46 · update #1
Thanks S, and for the support hunni xxx
2007-03-26 08:19:45 · update #2
welcome back hunni
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-03-26 07:57:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tink, still presenting the best of the hilarious!
Too funny! I could hardly get through the list for laughing!
10/10 and a star for you!
2007-03-26 07:25:20 · answer #2 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-03-26 23:12:54 · answer #3 · answered by Pink Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-20 12:00:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It amaze's me where you get them all 10/10 on the chuckle scale.
2007-03-26 08:08:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So true....so true...
thanks AGAIN for the laugh!! I am a fan of yours, tink! I swear you are famous on YA!
2007-04-01 14:25:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some what true.Ha Ha
2007-03-26 06:48:58 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Im lost in the middle of this question...
Maybe you can find me? ♥
2007-03-26 06:45:25 · answer #8 · answered by Lee.™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True, and I give it a star!!
2007-04-01 07:13:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long, dont care enuf to read whole thing
2007-03-31 04:02:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ..very true Tink !!
2007-03-26 06:48:32 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋