anyone got any funny answering machine messages? My favorite is AHH! but thats only funny to 5 year olds.
2007-03-26 06:39:46 · 3 answers · asked by cj tings 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like, "I'm not home right now so unless you're Amish, you know what to do."
Or, "...leave me a message...if this is an emergency, call 911."
2007-03-26 06:45:49 · answer #1 · answered by Chic N Legs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well, there's the oh so "orginal"
'Hello? Helllloooo? Is anyone there? HELLOOOO??? What the hell? HELLLOOO THERE???? SPEAK UP! I can barely hear you!!! What's that? OH, GOTCHA! HAHAHA! leave a message at the beep!'
:) Yeah, I know. not original but it sure is funny when you get people! muahaha!
2007-03-26 13:46:09 · answer #2 · answered by everangel_dee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If we don't answer the phone it's for one of three reasons:
We don't like you
You're a telemarketer(sp?)
Or
We're not home!
2007-03-26 13:51:39 · answer #3 · answered by Caiti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋