will the wife be upset when she finds them?
2007-03-26 05:48:20 · 17 answers · asked by lion of judah 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
I am not too bothered where you keep your bogies but what on earth are your piles doing behind the TV.
2007-03-26 06:12:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
well i think you should pile them up between the keys of your keyboard. The keys become more flexible over time and have that shock-absorbing effect produced by the bogies. Apart from the fact that your fingertips are moisturised every time you type on the keyboard.
2007-03-26 11:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Eevaya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She won't be upset, she will be very, very disturbed if she's anything like me. I'm a clean freak, so a pile of "bogies" wouldn't get far with my keen eye for organic matter.
2007-03-26 08:57:36 · answer #3 · answered by fanny gardener 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi!
I would suggest you pile them on the mantlepiece instead.
Remember, to make two piles so that they are symmetrical.
That way they would make a good focal point, and the missus would be able to dust round them easier than if they are behind the tv.
Tell her that you are only thinking of her as too much stretching behind the tv might put her back out!
You know, the more I think about it, the more I can visualise it! I'm gonna start my own pile tonight. I bet mine will be bigger than yours, coz I'll get the kids to join in with it - they'll LOVE it!!
2007-03-26 05:57:45 · answer #4 · answered by Moofie's Mom 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
you should keep them in plastic baggies.
when you get enough, go to the top of a really tall building and chunk them at people.but make it into several big balls so it will have more of an effect.
2007-03-26 06:09:52 · answer #5 · answered by lucifer d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you prefer to really do right job of it, place them in bell jars on the mantle, and thusly you can develop quite a collection.
Quite a conversation stopper.
Cheeky Lad
2007-03-26 08:14:47 · answer #6 · answered by Charles-CeeJay_UK_ USA/CheekyLad 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why not put them on the bathroom mirror or better still on the underside of the toilet flush handle or on your wifes gearstick in the car.
2007-03-26 06:01:37 · answer #7 · answered by ANDREW H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
no bogies behind the t.v.
if i was your wife i would make you eat them.
2007-03-26 05:57:22 · answer #8 · answered by Marsha Mellow 4 · 3⤊ 2⤋
Definitely not, they are a fire hazard. Put them in another corner where nobody will trip over them (choose a different one to where you leave your earwax lumps though...)
2007-03-26 06:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes and when you have enough you can make a bogie man and frighten people with it
2007-03-26 05:58:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋