Thinking that there is no one to give him orders, God orders himself to eat the spinach on the table. But he refuses to eat it.....Gods tells himself to go into his room as a penalty but then remembering that he is god he pardons himself but then because he didnt eat the spinach he sends himself to the room again but then.... This goes from eternity to eternity... Therefore, God is entrapped in his dilemma. And that is why he cannot pop up and say hello to mankind..Can there be an explanation better than this..to the question why God is irrelevant? NOOOO A BIG NOOO
2007-03-26 05:41:35 · 13 answers · asked by SEE YOU LATER 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
lol... you need help!!
2007-03-26 05:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with the first answer, you really do need help. God is not in a dilemma and is very much relevant. God has revealed himself to mankind countless times and in these last days he reveals himself in the person of Jesus Christ his son,
Read your Bible and you will realise that God is a good God. God is wonderful and there is none like him.
Take care, God loves you. No more unnecessary jokes about him.
2007-03-26 06:04:37 · answer #2 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You could've done better. It would've been funnier if you'd have thrown something else in there, but it just looks like another atheist/agnostic with nothing better to do than arouse the anger of super-sensitive overly pious Christians.
2007-03-26 05:45:34 · answer #3 · answered by DwayneWayne 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
God doesn't even eat spinach. He's a green bean and yellow pepper man. Every christian knows that.
2007-03-26 05:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
believe me i'm an extremely holy guy or woman and that i like God better than something in this worldwide. as quickly as I examine a humorous letter to god needless to say i presumed it became undesirable yet as quickly as I examine it guy i laughed plenty. thank you for putting a grin on my face. god bless you.
2016-12-15 09:17:34 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Galatians 6:7
Be not deceived; God is not mocked:
for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.
2007-03-26 05:50:08 · answer #6 · answered by Jeancommunicates 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is one of the dumbest things I have ever wasted my time to read.
2007-03-26 05:47:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This could be referred to as blasphemous, if you lived a couple of thousand years ago, you would have been stoned to death.
2007-03-26 05:45:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Yeah, I remember the first time I got drunk, too!
2007-03-26 05:47:35 · answer #9 · answered by Biz Iz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, the the answer to the meaning of life is "spinach"
Get a lobotomy please.
2007-03-26 05:46:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
God doesnt just ground himself because Hes perfect and He would eat His damn spinach! DUH
2007-03-26 05:45:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋