A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.
"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
2007-03-26 05:29:05 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
How long does it take the mormon to pay 'a round'.....?....
2007-03-26 05:47:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
YOU are the one who should be ashamed.
2007-03-27 20:00:10 · answer #2 · answered by mormon_4_jesus 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then he can play around. Good joke.
2007-03-26 06:35:52 · answer #3 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont like it im sorry....i was expecting better all ur other jokes are funny....what happened?
2007-03-26 05:32:13 · answer #4 · answered by then she killed my brain 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! was expecting a different ending....
2007-03-26 06:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by William C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I Don't Understand....
2007-03-26 05:34:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats bad
2007-03-26 05:33:23 · answer #7 · answered by ltdsuperstar2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-26 05:37:06 · answer #8 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Then he can get a "hole in one!"
2007-03-26 06:06:35 · answer #9 · answered by Scotty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!! Good one.
2007-03-26 06:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋