A Catholic, a Baptist, and a Mormon are bragging about the size of their families.
"I have four boys and my wife is expecting another. One more son and I'll have a basketball team!" said the Catholic.
"That's nothing!'' said the Baptist. ''I have ten boys now, and my wife is pregnant with another child. One more son and I'll have a football team!"
"You both should be ashamed of yourselves!'' said the Mormon. ''I have seventeen wives. One more and I'll have a golf course!"
2007-03-26 05:28:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
i know wrong room but miss hiit the link and was too late to change it
2007-03-26 21:33:37 · update #1
i too am a christian aqnd i find that people who take offence in jokes of this nature are a little small minded we all need to live a little
2007-03-26 21:37:54 · update #2
As a Christian I find that joke to be quite acceptable and funny.
2007-03-26 05:32:47 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You=1
Mormon=0
2007-03-26 05:33:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here's another one that is somewhat religious:
Bobby Bowden, Joe Paterno, and Bobby Knight all die the same night. As they enter heaven, god is there personally to judge them.
First, he asks Bowden why he should be allowed to enter heaven.
Bowden replies "I have done many great things for the state of FLorida, as well as the FSU football team. The people of Florida love me and would want me to enter heaven."
God nods his head and allows him to enter. He then poses the same question to Paterno.
Paterno responds by saying, "The fans of Penn St. love me for all I did for their great school. I am one of the best coaches in college ball history. Second only that the last guy you let in. The people of Penn would want me in heaven."
God nods, and allows him to enter. Then, he looks at Knight. He goes over to his throne, sits down, fold his arms and says "Now, I know you. I have seen everything you have done, and can't believe the arrogance you have showing up at my gates. What would ever make you think you could get in here?"
Knight looks at him in a stern manner and say "I coached a little basketball in my time, and the people of Indiana thing you're sitting in my chair!!".
2007-03-26 05:44:47 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I cannot laugh at this question, because the last time I did that I got reported. However, you can know that this will keep a smile on my face all day.
2007-03-26 05:36:18 · answer #4 · answered by Kharm 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes Loki, on form today, wouldn`t mind playing ( around ) my self.10/10
2007-03-26 06:01:54 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God made man before woman so as to give him
time to think of an answer for her first question.
2007-03-26 07:30:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not being a party pooper but whats a mormon?
(joke is funny but i need to get all the religion u taking mick out of!)
2007-03-26 05:33:51 · answer #7 · answered by MiZz RuBy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Try posting here:
Jokes and Riddles:
http://answers.yahoo.com/dir/index;_ylt=AgnHun3SldrrPYtdyWgE5k8jzKIX?link=list&sid=396546041
2007-03-26 06:12:58 · answer #8 · answered by Ask Mr. Religion 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One person's joke can be another person's insult. Think about it.
2007-03-26 05:56:58 · answer #9 · answered by Ray T 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
lol
thanks for something light.
2007-03-26 05:33:18 · answer #10 · answered by Jan P 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋