A Koala Bear was up a tree and decided to roll a spliff ! As he's enjoying his smoke , a small lizard appears and asks him what he's doing ?
" Smoking a joint " replies the Koala, " you want some " ?
The small lizard has a smoke and then says to the Koala, " I'm going to the river for a drink, that joints made my mouth dry " !As he reaches the river, a large Crocodile asks him what he's doing ?
" Just having a drink after smoking a joint ! " replies the lizard.
" This I gotta see " says the Crocodile and makes his way to the tree where the Koala is now completely stoned !
" What you doing " ? asks the Crocodile , looking up at the bear.
The Koala looks down at the crocodile and says, " F**k dude, how much water did you drink " ?
2007-03-26 05:20:35 · 17 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFL!!! I heard it in spanish but it sucked! This version is waaaaay better! This version IT IS funny!
2007-03-26 05:27:43 · answer #1 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha, i LOVED this joke!!! but to be honest just picturing a koala stones off it face make me giggle.
2007-03-26 06:34:53 · answer #2 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-03-26 05:24:53 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Powerful stuff them splifs, good one dude. 10/10
2007-03-26 06:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, thats funny.
2007-03-26 06:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I like that one. Thats got to be one hell of a joint!!
:-))))
2007-03-26 06:08:38 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wasn't funny to me, sorry.
2007-03-26 05:50:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, good one, ive never heard that one before
2007-03-26 05:24:36 · answer #8 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, very funny
2007-03-26 05:38:01 · answer #9 · answered by Cleopatra 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe that's cute
2007-03-26 05:25:42 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋