my friends & i like to txt each other with new one liners & i have a few i like.. but this one was a new one 4 me.... 370HSSV H3770 (turn phone upside down to read) .... what r some good ones u know?
2007-03-26 04:57:20 · 4 answers · asked by Jel 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
god made coke, god made pepsi, god made me 2 d*mn sexy. god made rivers, god made lakes, god made you, well, we all make mistakes!!
i'm sweet as heaven, hot as hell, completely perfect as you can tell. i know you want me, and think i'm fine, so grab a number and wait in line!
sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a man puts his location in a woman's destination, do you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?
F*ck is good, F*ck is funny, lots of people F*ck for money. But if you think that f*ck is funny, go f*ck yourself and save your money!
Death is good, death is funny, lots of people kill for money. but if you think that death is funny, kill yourself save someone's money
its hard being a d*ck. i got 1 eye i can't see out of, my 2 friends are nuts! my neighbor is an *ssh*le my best friend is a p*ssy, and my owner beats me every day
milk does the body good, but d*mn, how much did you drink?
if these are the best years of my life, i'm in for some serious sh*t in thte future!
At this moment, 10 million people are having sex, 5 million people are drinking coffee, 100 million people are sleeping, and one stupid mufucka is reading this. Pass this on.
I saw something in a shop window today. It was stunning, cute, and simply adorable. I was gonna buy it for you til I realized it was my REFLECTION…
I AM LOST!! I have gone to look for myself. If I come back before I return, please ask me to wait here.
Osama Bin Laden, you son of a b*tch, I hope your balls develop a seven year itch! I hope your p*cker twists up in such a manner, that your *ssh*le whistles the star spangled banner!
Sex is like math, u subtract the clothes, add the condom, divide the legs, and hope you don’t multiply!
A good friend is like a condom. They protect you when things get hard! You are my condom! Pass this on to all your condoms!
Party hardy, drink Bacardi, smoke a bowl, life is great. Have sex and score we are the class of 2004!
2007-03-26 05:08:26 · answer #1 · answered by MnKLmT 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
my friend Charles and i do the same thing the last one he sent me was this, sing it
Baa Baa big C*ck have you any sperm? yes mam', yes mam', 2 balls firm. None for the girlfriend. None for the x. All for the dirty B*tch reading this text.
2007-03-26 13:03:25 · answer #2 · answered by Sexy Mama 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
07734 L3S07
2007-03-26 12:26:04 · answer #3 · answered by ltdsuperstar2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LORD! If I cannot be SKINNY, PLEASE let my friends be FAT!
2007-03-26 12:20:15 · answer #4 · answered by snak3s2001 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋