Brother in law away from wife and needs date?

Question

My brother-in-law Nedzad is coming to the United States for 2 months this summer.

He is inquiring about possibly meeting a female for companionship while in our country, since his wife isn't able to make the trip.

Obviously, man should not be alone, so I want to help him. But most American women are so loose, I'm afraid of one of them giving him some sort of disease.

What are some basic "rules" I should give him? Here are a few I came up with.

1. Girls with multiple tattooes are "guaranteed sex" when you take them on a date.
2. Most American girls have no tact or dignity.
3. Most American girls lost their virginity by 13, 15 tops.
4. American girls table manners are horrible. You don't have to eat EVERYTHING on ALL of the plates, right?

The obvious exclusion to these rules are good fine Christian women. Many are obviously European nationals.

Do you have any suggestions I can share with my brother in law?

Answer 1

First let me say,companionship without sex is a wast of time.

Look for girls with successful fathers.
These girls are starving for male attention and will do anything and I mean anything to get it.

The tattoo advice is right on the money.
Also I would look for girls that smoke or have piercing.They are as loose as they come.

Happy hunting

Answer 2

In your profile you claim to be a Christian, yet you admire Kim Jong Il? He's a Godless communist, responsible for the deaths of many thousands of people. Christians don't admire murdering communists. If you really WERE a Christian, you wouldn't be trying to set up Nedzad with a girfriend behind his wife's back, either. Cheating isn't allowed in the Christian faith.
Nor would a good Christian say such terrible things about American women.
You're obviously a fake, and an idiot. You and Nedzad need to go back where you crawled out of.

Answer 3

I have some comments for you to share with your brother-in-law. HE IS A FRIGGIN MALE CHAUVENIST PIG, He is worse than any of the american girls you spoke about. He is married, and the nerve thinking that he can leave the wife, and come here and still get laid. Sure you are running down americans' but you two are a real piece of work. Women are good enough to screw, but not good enough to marry eh? Why don't you move back to lower slobovia where you came from ,A#S#OLE

Answer 4

Yes, here are some suggestions:

1. Russian men are disgusting, oppressive pigs.
2. You are a pig for aiding in your sister's husband's infidelity.
3. Know your facts before you open your stupid foreign mouth.
4. American women are infact obnoxious, but will not tolerate your woman = dog mentality, therefore there isnt a chance that you will find a decent woman for your waste of a brother in law.

and lastly, I do believe it would be in your best interest to remove the Dic from your mouth before speaking. It might improve your english a little better.

Answer 5

yes share this

married foreigners who need a "date" for 2 months are considered quite repulsive in america

to bring religion into your qualities is a joke considering the proposition

what is acceptable in your country for hygiene in not enough for america

hookers will be anything you want but for a price

the homeland security act can be invoked if someone even looks suspicious ( you didn't profile us did you???

wear a cup, he's going to get kicked in the junk while on american soil

all american people are equal , i bet the women in your country are not

Answer 6

Maybe you should go live with your brother. Sounds like you have a very low opinion of american women and that insults me. Sorry i don't have a better answer for you.

Answer 7

Wow, I don't know why any woman, American or not, would want to be with you or your brother-in-law.

You don't shower, you're not circumsized, and all you deserve is a hooker that's just as dirty. I hope you both get diseases.

Answer 8

You make fun of us and then ask our opinion???????? buzz off thats my opinion!!!