Went something like, mate expects hairy legs and grumpy attitude, give birth to a walnut in your sleep and wake up when the kid is half grown? I'd love to see it again.
2007-03-26 04:07:44 · 5 answers · asked by gypsy_rosalee 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
im looking now... sorry i cant find it, but ill keep a look out... foud it...
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear.
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that, too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're a mama bear,everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat. Yup...gonna be a bear.
2007-03-26 04:23:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Yep it was In this life I'm a woman? by Gigi. Finnally got the address right.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AlqQGanbpID3W7Wfx4CIT|3ty6IX?qid=20070204133934AAX2WBj&show=7#profile-info-45a1015e53756570285bb0db36d3763aaa
2007-03-26 11:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by April J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wanna be a bear too!!
2007-03-26 11:56:21 · answer #3 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Read the joke....tooo funny......ty
2007-03-26 13:48:09 · answer #4 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorry, i don't remember that joke
2007-03-26 11:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋