2007-03-26 03:55:32 · 35 answers · asked by lushpoppy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
While you were watching TV and she passed in front you, you missed 5 minutes of your program!
2007-03-26 04:55:45 · answer #1 · answered by HardCore 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat we're inside her right now
Yo mama's so fat she plays pool with the planets
Yo mama's so fat that everytime she turns around it's a year later
Yo mama's so fat she has to iron her pant's in the driveway
Yo mama's so fat that the last time she went bungee jumping she went straight to hell
Yo mama's so fat that she is in two time zones
Yo mama's so fat that when she got hit by a bus she said"Who Threw That Rock?"
2007-03-26 04:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by sugar_pink_candy 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo momma so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
2007-03-26 03:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by ne14a6t9 4 · 5⤊ 2⤋
yo momma so fat she like a big mac full of fat and only worth a buck
2007-03-26 04:25:38 · answer #4 · answered by eggbcn 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
She leaves the house wearing high heels and comes home wearing flip flops!
2007-03-26 05:08:04 · answer #5 · answered by stargirl_laura 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
the highway patrol made her wear ''Caution! Wide Turns!"
you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
when she told me her weight I thought it was her phone number.
she took up pages 41, 42 and 43 in her school yearbook.
2007-03-26 04:38:48 · answer #6 · answered by qtmckinnon 2 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Yo mamma's so fat she beets the t-rex size
Yo mamma's so fat that when she goes to the toilet she cant flush!
Yo mamma's so ugly she made an onion cry!
Yo mamma's so stankie that even a skunk runs from her!
That'll teach you to talk about ma mamma like DAT!!
2007-03-26 04:28:10 · answer #7 · answered by Lacadema (Role-player) 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
We call the bermuda triangle, because everytime someone tries to go around her, they get lost
she uses a roll of paper towel and a rope for a tampon
she uses a satallite dish for a diaphram
2007-03-26 04:06:27 · answer #8 · answered by anthony c 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
She on both sides of the family
2007-03-26 03:58:23 · answer #9 · answered by 2 good 2 miss 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
...when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell "Taxi!!"
...she has to wear a watch on each wrist because she crosses time zones.
...when she lays on the beach and people run around yelling "Free Willy!!"
... she fell in love and broke it.
... we're in her right now. (I like that one) LOL
2007-03-26 04:48:44 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋