we bet on who was able to put their whole hand in their mouth, and as always, i failed miserably plus he starts making fun of me when he sees my hand all slobbered and wet, how can i get back at him?
2007-03-26 03:53:59 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i read the title question, and i thought you were tlaking about something else. i must be perverted.
but seriously, that's stupid.
2007-03-26 05:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by that one girl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm assuming you are female, so do this and I promise you he will not be able to do it no matter how strong he is.
Put a chair (like a dining room chair) against the wall. Lean over the chair. Put your forehead on the wall. Reach down and pick up the chair (position hands at about the middle of the seat bottom on either side). For some reason, guys can't do this.
You could also get pregnant, squirt breast milk at him and make him watch the baby coming out....but that might be a little extreme for ya.
BTW....don't pay attention to any of these jerks here. You guys sound like a fun couple.
2007-03-26 04:12:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
textual content him or call him per chance. After reading each thing it would not sound like you're dropping him, it sounds like he really cares for you. He for sure ought to be there for you, do not imagine you're going to lose him only because you have not talked for 6 weeks. If he really loves you he will stay with you no count number number how lengthy you 2 are faraway from one yet another.
2016-12-02 20:21:14 · answer #3 · answered by blacker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Guess his hand is all dry. And tell him hey your mouth is made for sucking and that will shut him up. And besides a bf shouldn't have make fun of his gf. So talk with him and tell him off
2007-03-26 03:58:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Slap him with it, or stick it in his mouth!
OH I know! Only females can bend over and pick up a chair. Put you head against the wall, bend at a 90 degree angle and pick up a chair that is under you. I hear guys can't do that. I haven't tried so I don't know.
2007-03-26 03:57:35 · answer #5 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
He must be used to having larger things stuffed in his mouth than you are. So there is your first and second ways to get even. The third, come visit me, I'll let you practice on me until you are the champ.
2007-03-26 04:00:44 · answer #6 · answered by Quix 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lol give him lots and lots of wet willys, then make fun of him for his ear being all wet lol. ...but be prepared to get some back :D
2007-03-26 03:59:34 · answer #7 · answered by Emily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just say "you wish that was you all slobbered and wet in my mouth". haha
2007-03-26 03:57:59 · answer #8 · answered by iCantAidYou 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
find something you can do better than him. I am sure you will be able to find it. I mean...if he calls putting his entire fist in his mouth a talent, you should not have to look too far.
2007-03-26 03:58:50 · answer #9 · answered by Rydawg 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Put molasses or corn syrup in his shampoo bottle. That'll fix him!
2007-03-26 03:57:43 · answer #10 · answered by sisterchristian5 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kick him square in the nutz
2007-03-26 03:58:05 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋