A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him; " i am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out i go with the dog."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell, and i can smell the trees and grass when i am 300 feet from the ground" he answered.
"But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered: Ohhhh, the dog's leash goes slack.
2007-03-26 03:45:12 · 12 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A blind man goes flying for the first time and the pilot has a heart attack dies. The blind guy searches around and finds the microphone and starts yelling for help! When the control tower answers he yells at them,"I'm blind, my pilot has died and we are flying upside down!" The tower comes back on and ask him "If you are blind, how do you know that you are flying upside down?" He replys, "The Sh it is running out of my collar!"
2007-03-26 04:00:05 · answer #1 · answered by sniffels323 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Poor puppy!
2007-03-26 05:17:16 · answer #2 · answered by Remnant 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's alright. Not the funniest joke.
2007-03-26 03:50:02 · answer #3 · answered by neoaltro1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Sick but pretty funny. 8/10.
2007-03-26 03:48:28 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i do get the joke but don't find it amusing not being nasty thoughbut i think its a rubbish joke
2007-03-26 03:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
totally and utterly crap joke eva sorry didnt make me laugh
2007-03-26 04:10:44 · answer #6 · answered by ILuvU2010 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha !!! and i bet the dog loves it , a lot would !!
2007-03-26 03:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke!! hee hee
2007-03-30 00:44:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's a little cruel..
2007-03-26 03:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Domi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick sick sick - but also very funny!
2007-03-26 03:50:26 · answer #10 · answered by crazylady 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋