The policeman says "excuse me sir, have you been drinking?" the motorist replies "No officer, why is my driving erratic?" to which the policeman says "No sir , your driving's excellant, i just noticed the fat, ugly bird in your passenger seat."
2007-03-26 03:43:47 · 13 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I like it! One of the best on YA in ages! Keep em coming!
2007-03-26 03:55:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent
2007-03-26 04:29:46 · answer #2 · answered by Basil P 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't know approximately MA, yet I used to serve in Canada. Up there if we won a checklist of an erratic driving force, and the offense regarded extreme sufficient, we could technically mail a value ticket to the registered proprietor of the vehicle. There could be an spectacular yet no factors on the driving force's license because of the fact the cost ticket is going to the RO and not inevitably the driving force. inspite of the undeniable fact that, the guy making the complainant must be prepared to bypass to courtroom to testify if the cost ticket is disputed. rather all of us know that many people will say they're going to bypass to courtroom while they are indignant and conventional call us, yet 2 months later they are able to't be afflicted. subsequently, it particularly is rather uncommon to mail somebody a value ticket, even nevertheless it particularly is technically achieveable.
2016-10-19 23:09:23 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A policeman stops a speeding motorist:
Cop: "I have been waiting for someone like you all day"
Driver: "Well I came as fast as I could"
2007-03-26 04:25:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. heres another. its a little long but totally worth it.
An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers. The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too
2007-03-26 03:47:38 · answer #5 · answered by shattered heart 1 · 5⤊ 0⤋
lol
good 1
2007-03-26 05:03:56 · answer #6 · answered by Nathanael S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
U R SO SEXIST U PIG.
(love the joke though lol)
2007-03-26 04:18:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-26 03:49:35 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
harsh but it made me giggle
2007-03-26 03:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Love it!!! Made me LOL!
2007-03-26 03:47:40 · answer #10 · answered by Matt W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋