Several men are in the changing room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and began to talk.
Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
MAN: "Hello"
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure...go ahead if you like it that much."
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005 models. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "£70,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .. The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
2007-03-26 03:20:12 · 9 answers · asked by sugarscamp 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.....
He smiles and asks: "Anyone knows whose phone is this? "
2007-03-26 03:20:47 · update #1
That was just wrong...funny...but wrong...lol
2007-03-26 03:23:46 · answer #1 · answered by anthony c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahaha!!!!! LOL!! That's a good one!! Thanx for sharing!!
2007-03-26 10:25:05 · answer #2 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol!
2007-03-26 10:22:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-03-26 10:25:21 · answer #4 · answered by Kinomak 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke. Thank you
2007-03-26 10:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i wish it was my husbands phone
2007-03-26 10:25:16 · answer #6 · answered by PUTTIN' TANG 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
priceless!
2007-03-26 20:29:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one. It brought a smile to my face. Thanks :)
2007-03-26 10:27:31 · answer #8 · answered by BRITT! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny :) !!
2007-03-26 10:55:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋