Dorothy: "That nice George Johnson asked me out for a
date.? I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to
talk with you about him before I give him my answer."
Edna: "Well, I'll tell you. He shows up at my apartment
punctually at 7:00 P.M., dressed like such a gentleman in a
fine suit, and he brings me such beautiful flowers! Then he
takes me downstairs, and what's there but a luxury car... a
limousine, uniformed chauffeur and all. Then he takes me
out for dinner... a marvelous dinner... lobster, champagne,
dessert, and after-dinner drinks. Then we go see a show. Let
me tell you, Dorothy, I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure! ""So then we are coming back to my apartment and he turns into an ANIMAL Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me two times!"Dorothy: "Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?"Edna: "No No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress."
2007-03-26 02:55:33 · 4 answers · asked by salima_guriya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
kinda gross to think about. but funny
2007-03-26 03:03:30 · answer #1 · answered by Amanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and nasty all at the same time - genious.
2007-03-26 10:11:15 · answer #2 · answered by kissaled 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww!! Sorry, but that's not funny.
2007-03-26 10:13:14 · answer #3 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad but okay.
2007-03-26 10:01:13 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋