Today is my 17th Birthday!!!
Yay Me! ^_^
OK my question is, Since i'm one of Gods children Why is it I have never gotten a birthday present from him?
Thanks!
2007-03-26 02:40:38 · 15 answers · asked by Bobby 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Because god is imaginary.
You can't get anything but delusions from believing in a fairy-tale.
2007-03-26 02:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Yoda Green 5 · 2⤊ 6⤋
Happy Birthday!
2007-03-27 04:19:27 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy Birthday My Dear:) may God bless you with health wealth and things u wish for this year:)
He actually did give u the best gift, .... He let u wake up today and has given u another Birthday:) God Bless you!
2007-03-26 09:46:53 · answer #3 · answered by mylesr77 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey Bobby, I could have sworn you were much older ....what with the wreath around the fore-head and the Greek architecture in the background.
BTW God doesn't celebrate birthdays.
2007-03-26 09:47:25 · answer #4 · answered by Uncle Thesis 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
If you're one of God's children, you have and continue to receive gifts constantly.
Happy birthday and God bless.
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2007-03-26 09:44:01 · answer #5 · answered by cmw 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He allowed you to wake up on your birthday for 17 years and you have the nerve to ask that?
Not to mention each time you were allowed to breath, think, talk, see, smell, laugh, grow, ---- Are you getting my point yet?
Sad. You are 17 now, but still thinking like a 10-year-old.
ACT 17
2007-03-26 09:44:19 · answer #6 · answered by se-ke 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Happy Birthday!
How about life itself? That enough of a present for you?
2007-03-26 09:43:38 · answer #7 · answered by Sharon M 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Happy Birthday, Bobby!!!
God didn't even send you a card or email? lol I'm shocked!
2007-03-26 09:44:20 · answer #8 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
From one Bobby to another,Happy Birthday.
God gave you a mother and father, who did not evidently, believe in abortion.
2007-03-26 09:50:25 · answer #9 · answered by bonsai bobby 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Happy Birthday !
Two possible explanations :
-God is too busy attending his Amputee healing seminar.
-God does not exist, he is a fictional character invented by bronze age middle eastern goat herders.
2007-03-26 09:47:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Im a Goddess, and umm Im broke. I could send you an animal guide, but they would have to find you.
2007-03-26 09:55:51 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋