There once was this blonde riding a horse. After a while it began to speed up. She was hanging on by the tail and cut her forehead open.
After a long struggle, she was able to climb back onto the horse. She then fell off the side and got her foot caught. The horse was now dragging her.
She finally got back on the horse with a broken ankle, bruises all over, and she was bleeding from three different spots. Finally, the horse came to a complete stop.
Thank goodness that the manager of the K-mart came out and shut the machine off.
2007-03-26 02:13:48 · 36 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yes it is funny i love it good job man you really hit the spot with this one i just can not stop laughing at your joke i love it somuch you really rock this one man and good job once again.
2007-03-26 02:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a apartment in a brand new housing progress and a girl spoke back the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the most recent innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little desktop I have visible in many years," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a combination of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will consume it!" She stated, "Would you favor a fork?! We have not bought the energy on but!"
2016-09-05 16:30:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha, there's a blonde joke I've never heard before. Great job, bro, 9/10 (one point off for length, but other than that, bravo!)
2007-03-26 02:21:07 · answer #3 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-03-26 02:15:40 · answer #4 · answered by Im.not.a.hero 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Needs some work. Has a good premise. But not funny the way it is written now.
2007-03-26 02:17:11 · answer #5 · answered by SNKBYT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dude that's pretty funny! Although blonde jokes are getting a little old... still funny though.
2007-03-26 02:15:49 · answer #6 · answered by Liquid Snake 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Ha Ha! Good one! 10/10!
2007-03-26 02:20:25 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it still put a smile on my face.
2007-03-26 02:16:48 · answer #8 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old but funny.
2007-03-26 02:16:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not really that funny, it's an ok funny.
2007-03-26 02:16:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋