Three nuns in church on a hot day decide to remove their robes because of the heat. Not an unusual habit on a hot day. So about a half hour later, the door bell rings while their robes are slumped over pews clear across the huge chapel.
They ask who it is. "The blind man," a voice replies.
The three nuns decide to simply open the door because the man is blind. He walks in, looks at the nuns and says, "Nice t*ts! Where do you want me to install these blinds?"
2007-03-26 02:11:09 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha! nice. Try these....
1
Fresh from her shower, a woman stands in front of the mirror complaining to her husband that her breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling her it's not so, the husband uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between your breasts for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, the wife fetches a piece of toilet paper and stands in front of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.
"How long will this take?" she asks.
"They'll grow larger over a period of years," he replies.
The wife stops. "Why do you think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts everyday will make my breasts grow over the years?"
"Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He lived. And with a great deal of therapy, may even walk again..
2
Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other
Woman yells out her window, "PIG!"
Man yells out his window, "B.I.T.C.H!"
Man rounds next curve
Crashes into a huge pig in middle of road.
Thought For The Day : If only men would listen.
3
The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" she asked.
"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will be home
from
work any minute."
The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left. On the
way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door. Finally
her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by the door.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress" she replied.
"Needs ironing." he said.
HEHE>>HAVE FUN 2 YA GUYZ READING
2007-03-26 10:47:28 · answer #1 · answered by ashanie4mhell 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Like this one, but heard it loads of times before - including Vicar of Dibley!
2007-03-26 09:37:58 · answer #2 · answered by captainreilly83 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummmm 5/10
2007-03-26 09:17:03 · answer #3 · answered by Marcus H 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes i love it, it very nice good job man you really hit the spot with one i just can not stop laughing at your joke i really do love it way to go.
2007-03-26 09:26:40 · answer #4 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one!
2007-03-26 09:21:20 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao very very good :) i jus laughed 10/10 plus a * from me
2007-03-26 09:26:55 · answer #6 · answered by ILuvU2010 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old.... 3/10.
2007-03-26 09:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sweeeeeeeet joke man like it
2007-03-26 09:23:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nuns are actually naked under those robes...lol
2007-03-26 09:16:51 · answer #9 · answered by Elizabeth B 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tee hee ::the line "nice t**ts" made it for me ! nice one
2007-03-26 09:21:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋