2007-03-26 01:43:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very good !!!
Thank You...
Just "think around the corner*"
*That's an idiom in my language; but
do You say this in English too,
I mean : "think around the corner" ?!?.
Aaron.
2007-03-26 01:50:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You see, little Billy, a KEY is a solid metal (or sometimes plastic or electronic) device used to open doors, safes, and general entryways. When you take a monkey, donkey and turkey (respectively), and try to shove them throw a key hole, you're going to get pooed on, kicked and pecked at (respectively). If you've ever tried this (as I have, pondering the same idiotic question almost nightly for the past 13 years), you would realize that getting pooed on by a monkey is somewhat shameful, getting kicked by a donkey is very painful, and getting pecked at by a turkey is fairly annoying. So before we go ahead and ask questions that only purport the fact that we don't understand the English language as well as we thought we did, let's try to think before we speak, okay? Great.
2007-03-26 09:31:26 · answer #2 · answered by johnmfsample 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they are not keys and chicken can cook.
2007-03-26 09:09:37 · answer #3 · answered by lil boosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, well which Scooby Doo character has a body part in their name?
Daphnie
Daph-knee
get it? :P
2007-03-26 09:21:57 · answer #4 · answered by Robert 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they are not keys.
2007-03-26 08:47:24 · answer #5 · answered by Naomi 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
because they can not be put in a key ring.
2007-03-26 09:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by prs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha quiet a witty one kinda like cute , what say?
2007-03-26 08:47:23 · answer #7 · answered by nikita loves_ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow, you've got me, such a smart question really
2007-03-26 09:12:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
because chicken can cook.... =D
2007-03-26 09:06:03 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They can if they are skeletons!
2007-03-26 20:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋